But I’m always gonna make you feel I don’t need you as much as I really need you so you don’t use it to your advantage.

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

(Reblogged from hairy-potato)
Note to self: every time you were convinced you couldn’t go on, you did.
(107/365)

(Source: little-miss-tragedy)

(Reblogged from threeoddwords)

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

(Source: whoredinarygirl)

(Reblogged from the-awkward-platypus)

sapphicscience:

here’s to polyamorous bisexuals, to promiscuous bisexuals, to bisexuals who really are confused about their sexuality.

i’ve fit into all three of these categories at one point or another and we get thrown under the bus a lot. here’s to everyone who fits the stereotype.

(Reblogged from tall)
(Reblogged from theyuniversity)

superdoctorstarkidpotterlock:

DO YOU EVER SEE SOMETHING SO POORLY WRITTEN THAT YOU ACTUALLY REWRITE IT IN YOUR HEAD AS YOU’RE READING ALONG

(Reblogged from the-absolute-funniest-posts)

paralacking:

no that’s my person don’t go near my person doNT TOUCH MY PERSON THEY ARE MY PERSON AND YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME NO

(Reblogged from aprilsjesusisjustintimberlake)

friendscansayitbetter:

I don’t love him

(Reblogged from aprilsjesusisjustintimberlake)

(Source: hellyeaheminem)

(Reblogged from eminemisfuckingawesome)
sexience:

if u don’t think this is important then u r wrong

sexience:

if u don’t think this is important then u r wrong

(Reblogged from aprilsjesusisjustintimberlake)
(Reblogged from aprilsjesusisjustintimberlake)

cassyassbutt:

backpat:

captoring:

4w-k:

all time favorite quote c:

shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder 

your favorite quote. is. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder.

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little-nerdy-dude:

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

shes a goddamn disney princess

(Reblogged from fatpeoplemakemehappy)
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